学渣说英语究竟能有多搞笑令人好奇
- 作者: 郭橙美
- 来源: 投稿
- 2024-11-15
1、学渣说英语究竟能有多搞笑令人好奇
1. 单词篇"书包" > "书袋子" (School bag > School sack)
"自行车" > "脚踏车" (Bicycle > Footpedal car)
"警察" > "警察叔叔" (Police officer > Police uncle)
"苹果" > "苹果子" (Apple > Apple seed)
"香蕉" > "香蕉皮" (Banana > Banana peel)
2. 语法篇"I am a student" > "我是个学生" (Missing "the")
"Do you have a pen?" > "你有笔吗？" (Missing "the")
"I want to go to the store" > "我想去商店" (Missing "go to")
"I eat breakfast at 7 o'clock" > "我在七点吃早餐" (Incorrect word order)
"I like play football" > "我喜欢玩足球" (Missing "to")
3. 口语篇"Can you help me, please?" > "你可以帮忙我不？" (Incorrect subjectverb agreement)
"I don't know what you're talking about" > "我不知道你在说啥" (Informal language)
"That's so cool!" > "那太吊了！" (Slang)
"I'm hungry" > "我肚子里饿了" (Literal translation)
"I'm bored" > "我烦透了" (Slang)
4. 阅读理解篇原句： The cat sat on the mat.
学渣理解： 猫坐在垫子上。
实际意思： 猫坐在垫子上面。
原句： The boy was playing with a ball.
学渣理解： 男孩在玩一个球。
实际意思： 男孩正在玩一个球。
原句： The teacher asked the students to be quiet.
学渣理解： 老师叫学生们安静一下。
实际意思： 老师要求学生们保持安静。
5. 写作篇题目： My Best Friend
学渣作文： 我的好朋友叫小明。他长得高高的，瘦瘦的，还有一双大大的眼睛。我们一起上学，一起放学，一起玩游戏，是最好的朋友。
实际上： 我的好朋友叫小明。他个子中等，身材偏瘦，有一双明亮的大眼睛。我们经常结伴上学、放学，也会一起玩一些体育活动，因此我们成了形影不离的好朋友。
2、学渣说英语究竟能有多搞笑令人好奇的一句话
"我昨晚梦到自己是一根香肠，然后我被一个叫'语法'的家伙狠狠地'烤'了一顿。"
3、学渣说英语究竟能有多搞笑令人好奇啊
入门篇老师：What is a toothbrush?
学渣：A hairbrush for your mouth.
老师：How do you say "I'm lost" in English?
学渣：Where is my pants?
日常对话篇商店店员：Can I help you?
学渣：Yes, I want to buy 100 bread.
店员：Loaves of bread, you mean?
学渣：No, just bread. I'm going to make a sandwich the size of Texas.
学渣和外国人交流：
学渣：I'm hungry.
外国人：Me too.
学渣：You too long.
经典时态篇学渣：I went to the store yesterday.
老师：Past tense.
学渣：I went to the store yesterday 10 years ago.
学渣：I'm going to the library now.
老师：Present continuous tense.
学渣：I'm going to the library right now, in 20 minutes.
发音篇学渣："Elephant"？
老师：Correct.
学渣：Like "Elifent"？
老师：No, "Elephant".
学渣：Oh, like "Eliventy"？
学渣："Through"？
老师：Correct.
学渣：Like "Throo"？
老师：No, "Through".
学渣：Oh, like "Throothrough"？
词汇篇学渣："Vocabulary"？
老师：It means words.
学渣：Oh, so "Dictionary" is a book of words？
老师：Yes.学渣：Then what's a "Thesaurus"？
老师：It's a book of synonyms.
学渣：Synonyms？ Like "stupid" and "dumb"？
4、学渣学英语的搞笑语句
I'm not bad at English, I just have a unique way of spelling words.
The only time I use my English skills is when I'm trying to order food at a restaurant.
I'm like a broken clock. I'm right twice a day, but only by accident.
My English teacher told me I was a natural at grammar. I was so excited until I realized she meant I was a "grammar Nazi."
I'm not a grammar snob, I just like to be correct. (Especially when I'm wrong.)
I'm so bad at English, I once wrote a letter to my friend and forgot to put a stamp on it. It never got delivered, but at least I saved 50 cents.
I'm not lazy, I'm just energy efficient. (Especially when it comes to studying English.)
I'm not failing English, I'm just taking an extended vacation from my studies.
My English teacher is so boring, I once fell asleep in class and dreamed I was studying for the SATs. (And I still failed.)
I'm so bad at English, I once wrote a poem about a tree and used the word "bark" 10 times. (It was a very "ruff" poem.)
